Sardar Jokes Collection. 1........................

A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a CricketMatch.
All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
When the teacher asked Saardar for the reason..
and saw the paper.. in the paper He Wrote as
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
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Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible lookingthing is what you call a modern Art?"
Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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A Sardar G goes to Doctor and says:
Sardar G: Doctor, I feel swear pain when i touch my body anywhere.
Doctor xrays entire body and find that the Sardar G's finger is fractured.
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Once 3 Sardars decided to go on a picnic.When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda.The youngest Sardar said he would go home & get it if they wouldn't eat the snacks until he got back.
An hr went by,

then a 5hrs ,
finally its worse,
then 2 Sardars said 'oh, come on, lets eat the snacks'
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Suddenly the Young Sardar popped up from behind a rock and said'If you do like this, I won't go' -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar
1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar
2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddha
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"Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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TO LOOSE WEIGHT...
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm
2400 kms from home."
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EMPLOYMENT?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote : Yes
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa
went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching
the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh! What
the heck's going' on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.* "
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks
Gani Singh.
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Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, T think I can empty 20 bottles of beer.' BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
'OK,' he said, '10 bottles.' And the machine was silent. , .
The American said, 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers.' BUZZZZZ went the lie detector.
'Alright, 8 hamburgers.' And the machine was silent.
The Sardarji said, ‘I think ...'
BUZZZZZ went the machine!
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5anta saw that his friend Ram Lai was very depressed.
'What happened?' asked Santa.
'Yaar, I lost Rs 800 in a bet yesterday.'
'How come?'
'Well, yesterday, the one day match between India and England was being shown live on TV I bet Rs 500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.'
'But that's only Rs 500, where did the rest go?'
'Yaar, I bet on the highlights too!'
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Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?A) 116B) 99C) 100D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?A) BRASILB) CHILEC) PANAMAD) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?A) JANUARYB) SEPTEMBERC) OCTOBERD) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?A) EDERB) ALBERTC) GEORGED) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based onwhich animal:A) CANARY BIRDB) KANGAROOC) PUPPYD) RAT

Sardar gives up.

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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, thenplease check the answers below:
1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands ofthe puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....