Great minds reallly gud and som jokes

A Wise Old Man

A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father.

"Let one brother divide the estate," said the judge," and let the other brother have the first choice in choosing his share."

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Coincidence

In a kindergarten school, a teacher asked her class to give examples of coincidence.

There was a long silence, then a small boy said: "My father & my mother were married the same day."

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TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America .

GEORGE : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : George!

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike,

then I realized that God doesn't work that way,

so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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Doctor to patient : YOu will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die.

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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