Sardar Jokes Collection 2........................

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Aadhi asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?Aadhi: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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Sardar is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardar replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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one day sardar was walking on the road with cell in his handone theif taks sardar's cell and runs away
then sardar says "pora dani charger naa daggare undi!!"

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A reporter asked Sardar "What is the main reason for a divorce ?""Marriage"

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interviewer: what is the fastest thing..
candidate 1: i think light..
c 2: thoughts..
c 3: i guess it is blink of an eye..
c4(sardar) : it is loose motion..
interviewer : howz that..??
sardar : last night i had cramps in my stomach..
before i could think .. blink .. or switch on the light ..
it was out and done..

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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

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Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
There he finds the meaning as 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in> the line said,> "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).> The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258.

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Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else

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Napolean to Sardar -" There is no word called impossible in my Dictionary!!
"Sardar - " No use complaining now.. You should have checked it while buying!! "

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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the,
woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

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Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

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INTERVIEW: Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caughtFire?
Mr. X: Simple, stop imagining.

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Mr. X: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Mr. X: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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