Sunday, March 11, 2007

Engineers Interview..........

INTERVIEW

Subj: Electrical engg

People come up with peculiar or funny answers in interviews or exams:

Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as

compared to D.C. ?

Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more

space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC ?

Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is DC. If it gets stuck, it

was AC.

Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an induction motor?

Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base, turn the motor around, and put

back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?

Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)

Interviewer: Stop! Stop!

Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Interviewer: How do you limit surge current within an integrated circuit?

Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.

External (to student) : " Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC to pass through

?

Student: See, a capacitor is like this --- --- , OK. DC Comes straight, like this -----

-----, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and jumps right

over the capacitor!"

Examiner : "What is a step-up transformer?"

Student : "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."

Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"

Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transfomer that is put in the basement or in a pit?"

Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the

ground?"

(student knows he is caught -- can't answer)

Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"

Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!

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THE GLASS

There is a glass half full of water:

Mathematician: the glass is half full

Physicist: the glass is half empty

Engineer: the glass is too big

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