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Missing Taxi Driver
Magistrate: ‘What was he doing when you arrested him?’
Policeman: ‘He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.’
Magistrate: ‘That is no proof he was drunk.’
Policeman: ‘Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.’

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
KIRAN: Its Me!

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CHAKRI: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
CHAKRI: Your name on this report card.

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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians and
if no further recomendations then possibly
1 - Astronaut.
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pinki: If I die what'll you do?
chintu: I may also die.
pinki: Why?
chintu: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
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